What I Want to Be Reincarnated Not As A Human

I guess this would be my introductory blog so hope this is not too weird.

note: blogger just went crazy and blank squares appear where my cursor is so that happened. If there are large blank spaces it's because of that

Out of all the beliefs on what would happen in the afterlife. It's a rough picking but I would likely choose the reincarnation route of the Buddhism and Hinduism (not saying that I find this very appealing, your soul just wanders forever in different beings to no end is just inefficient, you won't even know what thing your turning into, maybe into a goddamn tree!). Eternal life in heaven with Jesus doesn't chime well, somethings gonna send you to hell eventually if you just live a boring goody-too-shoes forever life there. A journey to enlightenment doesn't sound like a roadtrip to be excited for. Just dying is just sad. (The more I think about of this, it's starting to seem unlikely, insects especially in colonies work harder than anyone on the planet, do they immediately get bumped up to a human status cause that is what they're born to do, no wonder there is so many humans on the earth, also animals are going extinct because of them on the human rebirth waiting list for too long, again bugs are ruining everything. Maybe there is a waiting line to be reincarnated, if so where do I get a early bird pass.)

Since my new life will be based of the work I did in the previous life here is what I think and want to become:

#1

These alien blobs just float around the ocean aimlessly without a goal and still live a damn good life, I want to live a life like that. All these lucky bastards need to do is to eat and be pretty, that is all. What anyone would give right now to just live a life like that, think about it, no stress cause your a jello creature with no muscles so what can you do and your already naturally pretty, that means you have live to the fullest without doing sh*t, that's great.

#2 (I see a trend)

Not a grizzly, not a polar bear but the laziest of all of them, the panda. These them gluttons are lucky as heck, they only can eat their favourite food and just keep eating it cause they don't absorb much of the nutrients which is damn awesome for bulimics jk. It's like eating Mcd big macs for the rest of your life but won't get fat but be full. Kinda awesome. (also Winnie the Pooh)

#3

If I were to be an animal that hunts, I'm not going to be the ones that hunts big game and runs 60 mph just to get an oversized antelope that have to be shared with the pride. Nor do I like the idea of eating things with soft fur so an alternative are either being a seagull or a pigeon, cause all they do is annoy humans (which is why sometimes think being a ghost is fun). Seagulls is like target practice with skydiving to get fish which is kinda cool so I'm down with that. Pigeons could just sit in a park and wait for breadcrumbs also eat from the garbage for some gourmet human food.

#4 An anime character????

If I could I would be this guy. That'll be a dream.

If you don't agree with this list, feel free to disagree. I don't care if you think these are boring choices, think about it, what do slobs like humans deserve anything better, unless we are I don't know a Steve Jobs or an Usain Bolt or an Albert Einstein, who had worked hard all there life, we won't be able to be anything more special really. Or would you rather be these bunch:

I rest my case

"Death is forever but so is the memories of your closest people".

Maybe there's a part 2